Greatest porn intro ever
“hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?”
omfg
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If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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"There are seven deadly sins within man: lust, greed, sloth, gluttony, wrath, and of course, pride."
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